Overheard at the gym sauna Saturday...

Lad #1: Hey your middle toe is longer then your big toe…
Lad #2: Yeah I know. That Mexican bird who did me a manicure mentioned it…
Lad #1: You mean pedicure…
Lad #2: Oh yeah…

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