Conversation openers for January...

• You look like you should be on Strictly Come Dancing.
• Nice shirt. Zara?
• Nice profile. Online.
• Which gym are you at?
  
• When did you see Kylie at Wembley?
  
• Looking forward to Dreamgirls opening?

Speaking of Dreamgirls. Jake Gyllenhaall appeared on Saturday Night Live and provided a tribute for his "brokeback" fans...