Conversation openers for January...
- You look like you should be on Strictly Come Dancing.
- Nice shirt. Zara?
- Nice profile. Online.
- Which gym are you at?
- When did you see Kylie at Wembley?
- Looking forward to Dreamgirls opening?
Speaking of Dreamgirls. Jake Gyllenhaall appeared on Saturday Night Live and provided a tribute for his "brokeback" fans...