Conversation in Clapham

Consultant: Did you know that this is the front of the supermarket?
Man #2: It is?
Consultant: Yes the front of the supermarket is at the back where the carpark is because that is where the fresh fruit and vegetables are...
Man #2: So the high street enterance is the back of the store?
Consultant: Yes...
Man #2: All this time I have been entering from the back entrance and didn't even realise it.
 
 

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