Overheard at the gym Saturday...

Man #1: Oh I didn't realise that the gym closed at 7...
Man #2: Yeah so what are ya going to do?
Man #1: Well I need to go to the bathroom anyway so I will catch ya later...
(He walks off... The sound of a door closes is heard)
Noises then heard: Pfft! Phwt! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!

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