Conversation at the Festival Hall site visit Saturday...

Lady: So will the new building have more toilets?
Guide: Absolutely. There'll be 50% more toilets for the ladies...
Man: What about the mens toilets? They were always locked?
Guide: Well we had to lock the mens toilets because um... There were certain types of people who er... Gay men liked to go there often...
Lady (to man): Ah see Errol, you missed out...

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